So . . . Levin is on a work trip so I decided this would be Pinterest Week. Pinterest is where you "pin" ideas you find online, recipes, etc. I joined maybe a month ago - on his last work trip. Now prepare yourself for my rant.
Today I made homemade french bread, homemade fruit roll ups/fruit by the foot, and semi-homemade body wash.
The french bread turned out good. BUT the recipe was misleading as the "original pinner" said something about it being one hour recipe. Well, I was rushed and had to rush along the rising times because that was A LIE. It was 30 minutes to bake, 30 minutes to rise, but they seem to have left out the time for the first rising in the bowl. OH well, it turned out okay even though I cut the raising time short both times.
Second the fruit roll-ups. They were supposed to be in an oven for 8-10 hours. I went to dinner at a friends (taking my bread) and came home maybe 2 hours later. They were done! Well, at least the edges were crispy, but there was one sticky spot. They don't taste as "chewy" as I'd like and taste a lot like blackberry pie filling. I did raspberries and blueberries (frozen). I need to check the price of frozen fruit again before I fully judge, but I think I may give these one more go - with a berry not as seedy as raspberries, but pretty much, I'm done with this idea.
Third, make your own body wash. It was a BOMB! I mean that in a bad way, not in the, "it's da bomb" kind of cool kid way of speaking. I read on the blog the comments where people tried non-Dove soap to melt and add to hot water and stuck with the original recipe of a Dove bar as it seemed other brands had issues. Luckily I decided to NOT follow the recipe and did a 1/3rd batch so I only wasted one bar of soap instead of 3. Maybe it's because I used a Russian Dove bar, I don't know, but it got all sudsy and boiled over once while I rinsed out the measuring cup and I just cleaned my burners yesterday. As soon as I'd put it back on the heat it'd start bubbling up again - just on low! I still have a few chunks of bar that won't dissolve and my kitchen smells so strongly of soap. Then touching it and rubbing it on my hands it reminds me of when you use a bar of soap that's been sitting in a little water in the tub and it all slimey on the bottom. That might be reason enough of why I use body wash - not to have that slimey bar nastiness. But now I fear I have a whole bottle of body wash that is just slimey bottom-of-the-bar nastiness. Maybe I'll just have to pay the $2 for a little tiny bottle of Palmolive body wash here.
So here is my beef with Pinterest. Since most of the ideas come from people's blogs no one is going to write a comment that says, this stinks, this food is yucky, I don't like it, etc. They'll be like me and just keep it to ourselves because partially we wonder if we are the ones that failed. And when a friend of mine pins an idea that sounds great I just pin it too. But no one tells you no actually this idea stunk because probably they themselves haven't tried it yet. If someone went to my boards right now they'd find a bad idea brownie recipe and think, oh I'll try this. Note to self: go delete it.
Pinterest is like gambling - you win one and you just can't stop going back. I found an AWESOME recipe and it was the first one I tried. Now, I have had more failures than successes I think- chicken pot pie in a slow cooker - disgusta-mundo as we say in our house. But I've had a few successes that keep me going back like an addict.
I guess I can't blame Pinterest because I'm the idiot that keeps going back . . I still want to try making my own dishwasher detergent and maybe laundry detergent since it is so expensive here. . . oh and I'm sure there are a few other recipes I'll try too.
I had some comfort tonight though in thinking this is just part of being a Mom. As my soap concoction was apparently failing I had a memory of my Mom taking all the soap scraps (the little part of the soap at the end that no one uses) and following a money saving idea of melting them all down to make a soft hand soap. This was before body wash was around I think. I remember it didn't work well. Too bad I didn't remember this idea before my attempt, but I probably would have gone ahead anyway because the lady on the blog had such excellent results with hers and I had visions of grandeur. So I've concluded when you're a Mom you try money-saving ideas where you work instead of someone in a factory and this is somehow better for your family health-wise too. And you fail sometimes. Someday maybe Leah will be melting soap and maybe she'll be smarter than me and somehow do it right, or maybe she'll fail too and wonder why did I bother?