Controversy

Levin's critique of my blog was that no one wants to read my sweet sayings about my husband. They want controversy! I should write something bad about him and that'll really get people talking. Hmm . . .

Here's a go.

Let's talk about men and what big babies they are when they get sick. When Levin is sick I'd rather it was me that was sick. I think it'd be easier. After he was sick for a week, me waiting on him hand and foot both physically and emotionally, I needed to get sick so that I could have a vacation. Oh wait, but women don't get treated like babies or royalty when they are sick. The husband goes off to work leaving them to fend for themselves, the children, and still have dinner made when they get home.

Then I can talk about men and diapers. Sometimes they fake that they can't figure out this high tech contraption. They dab at the baby with the wipe in a dainty fashion and then wonder why they're not making progress. After the deed is done, if you get that far before they beg you to finish, they expect you to thank them with high praises and treat them like they are sick (see paragraph above) the rest of the night to show your gratitude and because they were so put out by changing that diaper. If the man is ever left to "babysit" you can bet he will try his hardest to not change the diaper and if he does absolutely have to (we're talking leakage) oh he is going to make sure you are very aware of what he has done and of course the diaper he changed was the muckiest one that has ever existed in the history of babies.

I am of course speaking of men in general (with a little exaggeration for effect) and not my sweet perfect husband. :)